Monday, November 19, 2007

Cool people....

I want to tie cool people down and poke their eyes with switchblades. Not poke them OUT (that is sick). Just poke them. See what happens. Pull off their fairy wings or devil horns, or whatever stupid item of clothing that screams “LOOK AT ME”, and see if they squirm, like flies on a slide. Put a bright light in the eyes of every twenty-four hour shade wearer and gauge their reaction - for scientific purposes, of course.

Bright light.

Most people hate things in others because they see that aspect in themselves. Not the little things but the big ones. You ever met a person who was so similar to you that you instantly despised them? Look at Holden Caulfield in Cather in the Rye – he hated phonies because, when it came down to it, he was a phoney.

I hate arrogant wankers.

You see my point?

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